Demonic Council Offended by Pronoun Appropriation
Religion · August 31, 2024
Written by Khanyi "The Scoop" Kekana

Cape Town, South Africa – In a surprising turn of events, the Demonic Council has issued a formal statement expressing their offense at the appropriation of the pronouns “they/them” by the transgender community. The Council, which represents a diverse array of demonic entities, claims that these pronouns have been historically associated with their kind.
The controversy began when Beelzebub, the Council’s spokesperson, took to social media to voice his concerns. “For centuries, ‘they/them’ has been a core part of our identity,” he tweeted. “It’s disheartening to see our pronouns being used without proper acknowledgment of their origins.”
The story of Legion, found in the New Testament, describes a man possessed by many demons who collectively refer to themselves as “Legion, for we are many.” This plural identity has long been a point of pride for the demonic community, symbolizing their unity and collective strength.
“We’re not saying that people shouldn’t use ‘they/them’ pronouns,” clarified Asmodeus, another prominent member of the Council. “But a little credit where credit is due would be nice. Maybe a footnote or a shoutout in a pronoun guide?”
The Demonic Council has proposed a compromise: a joint awareness campaign to educate the public about the historical significance of ‘they/them’ pronouns. “We believe in inclusivity,” said Beelzebub. “There’s room for everyone under the fiery umbrella of Hell. We just want to ensure our contributions to pronoun culture are recognized.”
In response, several LGBTQ+ organizations have expressed a willingness to engage in dialogue. “We appreciate the Demonic Council bringing this issue to light,” said a spokesperson for Pride Cape Town. “We look forward to working together to promote understanding and respect for all identities, whether human or demonic.”
As the debate continues, one thing is clear: the conversation around pronouns is more complex than ever. Whether it’s a matter of gender identity or demonic heritage, the importance of respecting and acknowledging each other’s chosen pronouns cannot be overstated.
In the meantime, the Demonic Council remains hopeful. “We just want to be seen and heard,” said Asmodeus. “And maybe, just maybe, get a little respect for our centuries-long contribution to the plural pronoun movement.”